Woman 1: We were at Macy’s this weekend and they have personalized ornaments (‘cause apparently you can’t find those anywhere other than Macy’s). We found one for Ben and Rachel, but they didn’t have one for Monica. They had all these other weird names though, like Madison. I don’t think Madison’s all that common, I don’t think it’s even in the Bible.
Uh, hate to break this to you lady, but neither is Monica . Somehow something about this tickled my funny bone. But I was good and managed to not burst out laughing.