Guess I should have joined the military after all

Apparently they are making bank! Look at what came to me in my spam account.

Sir/Madam.

My name is Col Johnson David; I am an American soldier, serving in the military with the army’s 4th Battalion, 64th Armored Regiment. I need your assistance,

I have summed up courage to contact you. As far as my situation here is concern reaching out via this medium is personally considered safest and the cheapest means of reaching out to you from the U.S.Military base here in the Middle East.

From all indications you are God sent, with the way and how lucky I was to get
your e-mail contact address from the U.S. military base library address journal through my online search just a few minutes ago.

I am seeking your kind assistance to move the sum of (US$22MILLION) to you, as far as I can be assured that my share will be safe in your care until I complete my service here in Afghanistan. This money was discovered in Iraq in 2003, and the above mentioned amount was given to me as my personal share by my battalion, which includes (Staff Sgt.Kenneth Buff & Sgt.Van Daniel Ess).

The amount (US$22MILLION) was part of money we got when we were in Iraq. Please visit any of the bellow website http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/middle_east/2988455.stm  and

http://www.jonathanforeman.com/military/nyp_iraq/04192003_chest.html

With the speculated troop withdrawal by president Obama, I want to move this
money to you for safe keeping pending the completion of my assignment in Afghanistan.

But, my question is ‘CAN I TRUST YOU”?. You will be rewarded with 40% of this
fund for your help.

Therefore, if you are interested, please reply immediately via email  with your Full Name, Current Mailing Address,your confidential Telephone and Fax numbers for easy communication and write me immediately.

Please respond to personal E-mail ID for further details.

I look forward to hearing from you.

Sincerely,

Col Johnson David

 

**I think my favorite part was asking for my confidential telephone number.

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2 Responses to Guess I should have joined the military after all

  1. H.E. ELLIS says:

    Wow. I am going to forward this to someone who is there now. I bet he’d get a laugh out of it.

    Like

  2. Jen says:

    If only I had entered those Irish and British lotteries!

    Like

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